Cute Things They Say, the Third Grade Edition

I should have started this a long time ago.  But before I forget...

"Mrs. Siegert, are you having a beer?" --One of my students (Wade) upon seeing the tall, thin can on my desk after lunch break.  This comment is funny on so many different levels.....Shall I start with the fact that I hate the taste of beer and rarely drink any alcohol? Or with the fact that the can was a V-8 Fusion?! At either rate, it was classic, one I like to think of for a good laugh!